hey I'm stupid

1. This survey gets a little personal; can you handle it?
I like food

2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
....im not sure she would appreciate that.

3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
IT WAS AT 4 IN THE MORNING

NO.

4. When were you on the phone last? And with who?
My mother.

5. What are you excited for?
tomorrow

fuckkkk i need it to happen NOW.

7. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?
My mother.

8. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
pppfftt a plastic spoon which i mutilated beyond recognition

9. Have a best friend?
Multiple, online and offline.

10. Are you scared to fall in love?
whutchutalkinboutwillis

11. Do you think teenagers can be in love?
Yeah.

12. Last person you wanted to punch in the face?
The bush that attacked my leg. I WANTED TO PUNCH ITS SPIKEY TWIGS SO HARD IT WOULD BLEED OUT OF ITS BUTTHOLE FOR WEEKS.

13. What time is it right this second?
9:19 pm

14. What do you want right now?
Sleep but my cats sleeping on my blanket all adorably and I don't have it in me to take her off. Cuz she'll leave. And never come back.

15. Who was the last person you took a picture with?


16. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/or confused?
haha shut up

17. When was the last time you cried?
Okay like

I was laughing so hard yesterday

Someone in the studio I was in farted and it echoed. So someone said that the stage is settling. And like two minutes later I started cracking up so hard for no reason that I had tears. And for some reason those tears were the sad tears. I don't know why, but  I was crying. Hard.

18. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Yes.

19. Do you find it hard to trust others?
Depends.

20. How fast does your mind change?
I tend to let it sit for a bit.

21. I bet you miss somebody right now.
Yeah, just don't know who.

22. Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
Tired as heck

23. Why do you think so many people cheat?
Because their current partner is boring, or doesn't fulfill their desires, or they want to mix it up, or is afraid to tell them they don't love them anymore, or they weren't looking for an actual relationship in the first place lol

24. Tell me what's on your mind?
Actually, how clocks are made.

25. What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
MY BED AND SLEEPING AND BEING LAZY

26. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
Haha, yeah.

27. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend?
Like this morning.

28. When is your next road trip?
Uhh, I dunno.

29. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
Yeah!

30. How's your heart?
Beating, that's what I know.

31. Have you ever felt like you weren't important?
oh shush not now

32. Do you think somebody's in love with you?
How am I s'pposed ta know?

33. What are you planning on doing after this?
Easing my cat off of my blanket and sleeping.

34. Next time you will kiss someone?
shut up

35. Have you told anybody you loved them today?
Yeah.

36. Who do you not get along with?
Constantly loud people, people who like to think they are god and they are the boss, etc.

37. What does your 3rd recent text say?
I would like to say "I lost my grandma" but that;s not what it was.

38. What are you wearing right now?
oh god right now?
Shorts and a tank top.

39. You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, how is it?
Well that person is my dad so yeah

40. When's the last time you had a grilled cheese?
Last week.

41. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now?
Boy: mouthwash Evan
Girl: Asphyxia

42. How did you feel when you woke up?
COnfused.

43. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
lol no

44. Do you crack your knuckles?
Dangit yu reminded me

45. What were you doing yesterday at midnight?
Sleeping.

46. What are your LEGAL initials?
haha no

47. Who's the first B in your contacts?


48. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
Today.

49. Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them?
It;s her choice.

50. Explain your last awkward moment?
When I was holding an owl pellet and trying to explain my book to someone.

51. Are you afraid of the dark?
Not of it, but what could be in it.

52. Do you have good vision?
I think so...?

53. Have you ever tripped someone?
lol yeah

54. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yeah.

55. Are you Irish?
Doubt it.

56. Do you use chap stick?
Sometimes??

57. Do you have any scars?
Oh, you bet.

58. Is there someone you will never forgive?
No.

59. Are you dating the person you last held hands with?
That was my cat
yeah I'm dating a cat

60. Name the last person to text you?
Carli.

61. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you?
No.

62. Can you go in public looking like you do?
oh god no

63. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a A?
No.

64. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The middle, but facing the left because otherwise my neck is in hell pain in the morning.

65. What's the first thing you'll do on your wedding day?
Breathe.

66. Do you fall for people easily?
I'm gullible, but I don't fall head over heels for someone I met 13 seconds ago.

67. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
Oh yeah. I'm the squishy hugging thing with someone I know LOL

68. Do you miss the way things used to be?
Sorta.

69. Song you're thinking of right now?
I actually have it stuck in my head.
Florence + The Machine...Dog Days.

70. Want someone back in your life?
Yes. So badly.

71. Will tomorrow be better than today?
I hope so!

72. What's the color of the shirt you are wearing?
Uhh
uh
Well, black.

73. Who was the first friend that you had?
A girl named Isabel.

74. Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
Not really, but I can tell pretty easily. If it something stupid like you swam across the atlantic ocean while holding a dumpling in your buttcheeks then I'll probably assume you're lying.

75. Is there anyone who understands your sexuality?
i thought i told you to shut up

76. Are you a naturally happy person? Or is your happiness forced?
I'm not really sure at the moment.

77. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you?
No.

78. What do you wear when you sleep?
you don't need to know that

79. Are you obsessed with something right now?
SCP. Writing plane crash scenes.

80. The first person you loved is?
A guy. Inspired me so much, I came to love him, and then he left.

81. Something terrible happened with you?
Yeah. Recently.

82. You are locked up with someone you love, what happens?
hehehe breathing

83. If you could wish something, what would it be?
That my back didn;t hurt.

84. Ever forced someone to do something?
Yeah.

85. When you are alone, what do you think about?
Weird things.

86. How was your first kiss?
hey shut up

87. What's your favorite music genre?
Calming music of some genre.

88. Are you going to tag people to do this?
that bird

has big feet.